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Joke of the Day

By Danielle Apple and Caitlin Pastor

April 28, 2017

What kind of dog likes baths? Hover for Answer

April 27, 2018

If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Hover for Answer

April 26, 2017

What is the difference between elephants and grapes? Hover for Answer

April 25, 2017

What do you call a cow with no legs? Hover for Answer

April 24, 2017

Why do the French like to eat snails? Hover for Answer

April 21, 2017

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Hover for Answer

April 20, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? Hover for Answer

April 19, 2017

What do you call a sheep with no legs? Hover for Answer

April 18, 2017

How do trees access the internet? Hover for Answer

April 7, 2017

What kind of nut has no shell? Hover for Answer

April 6, 2017

What is the slipperiest country? Hover for Answer

April 5, 2017

Why do artists constantly feel cold? Hover for Answer

April 4, 2017

What do you give a sick lemon? Hover for Answer

April 3, 2017

Where does a sheep go to get his hair cut? Hover for Answer

March 31, 2017

What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards? Hover for Answer

March 30, 2017

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? Hover for Answer

March 29, 2017

What did the cop say to his stomach? Hover for Answer

March 28, 2017

What kind of bagel can fly? Hover for Answer

March 27, 2017

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Hover for Answer

March 24, 2017

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Hover for Answer

March 23, 2017

What do rabbits say before feasting on a garden? Hover for Answer

March 22, 2017

How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Hover for Answer

March 17, 2017

What do you call a fake rock in Ireland? Hover for Answer

March 16, 2017

When is a door not a door? Hover for Answer

March 10, 2017

Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Hover for Answer

March 8, 2017

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? Hover for Answer

March 7. 2017

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Hover for Answer

March 6, 2017

Why didn’t the melons get married? Hover for Answer

March 3, 2017

Who can shave six times a day, but still have a beard? Hover for Answer

March 2, 2017

What is a crocodile’s favorite game? Hover for Answer

March 1, 2017

What do you do to a sick boat? Hover for Answer

February 28, 2017

What kind of tree do fingers grow on? Hover for Answer

February 27, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Hover for Answer

February 24, 2017

What do you call two dinosaurs who’ve been in an accident? Hover for Answer

February 23, 2017

How do you make a hot dog stand? Hover for Answer

February 22, 2017

How does the moon cut his hair? Hover for Answer

February 21, 2017

Where does the General keep his armies? Hover for Answer

February 17, 2017

I tried to catch fog yesterday. Hover for Answer

February 16, 2017

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad? Hover for Answer

February 15, 2017

Where did the eraser go on vacation? Hover for Answer

February 14, 2017

What did the whale say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? Hover for Answer

February 13, 2017

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? Hover for Answer

February 10, 2017

What do you call an alligator in a vest? Hover for Answer

February 9, 2017

Why did the fish swim across the sea? Hover for Answer

February 8, 2017

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? Hover for Answer

February 7, 2017

Why did the lights go out? Hover for Answer

February 6, 2017

Why did the party of ghosts ride on the elevator? Hover for Answer

February 3, 2017

What do penguins do in races? Hover for Answer

February 2, 2017

What’s red and moves up and down? Hover for Answer

February 1, 2017

What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on? Hover for Answer

January 27, 2017

What was Forrest Gump’s email password? Hover for Answer

January 26, 2017

What do you call bears with no ears? Hover for Answer

January 25, 2017

Did you hear about the Italian chef with terminal illness? Hover for Answer

January 24, 2017

Why can’t you trust an atom? Hover for Answer

January 23, 2017

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? Hover for Answer

January 20, 2017

What is a thesaurus’ favorite dessert? Hover for Answer

January 19, 2017

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Hover for Answer

January 18, 2017

Why aren’t koalas actual bears? Hover for Answer

January 17, 2017

How does a pig get to the hospital? Hover for Answer

December 9, 2016

What type of sandals do frogs wear? Hover for Answer

December 7, 2016

What do you call a pig that does karate? Hover for Answer

December 6, 2016

How much room is needed for fungi to grow? Hover for Answer

December 2, 2016

What type of sandals do frogs wear? Hover for Answer

December 1, 2016

If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring? Hover for Answer

November 18, 2016

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? Hover for Answer

November 17, 2016

Where does a bumble bee go to the bathroom? Hover for Answer

November 16, 2016

What did one eye say to the other eye? Hover for Answer

November 15, 2016

What is brown and sticky? Hover for Answer

November 14, 2016
How do you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it? Hover for Answer